10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!