10 Random Poker Quotes

Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
It's Free To Fold...
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Fish don't eat Nutz!
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A