10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)