10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.