10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• It's Free To Fold...
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus