10 Random Poker Quotes

Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
It's Free To Fold...
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.