10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--