10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is for loners.
- Fold and live to fold again