10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"