10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fold and live to fold again