10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"