10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?