10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.