10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from