10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.