10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.