10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim