10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.