10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'