10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth