10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."