10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.