10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.