10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT