10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Welcome to kicker school
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...