10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.