10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• It's Free To Fold...
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)