10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.