10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die