10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson