10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The all-in play works everytime but once.