10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "No river, no fish."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury