10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)