10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.