10 Random Poker Quotes

"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
Why not, when some because there are three.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it