10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-