10 Random Poker Quotes

Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.