10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers