10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is for loners.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson