10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Welcome to kicker school
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.