10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT