10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe