10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?