10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)