10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword