10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss