10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.