10 Random Poker Quotes

"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"