10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- if u play for the thrill u are ill