10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.